vuls:

birds are lucky because they get to attend concerts for free

sleepygirl586:

dippity-do-not-touch-me:

once my sister got rejected for a job at a web design company that she really wanted to work for so that night she hacked into their website and redirected it to her blog and the next day the CEO called her and hired her on the spot so moral of the story: if at first you don’t succeed, hack their website and make them beg for mercy 

THIS IS SO BRILLIANT

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whoredinarygirl:

i am so sorry if you have school tomorrow

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radagaast:

i actually knew exactly what this video was going to be before i watched it just from the two still image previews and thats saying something

i dont know what but its saying it

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guyfitblr:

Life motto

that walk when you get called out of class to leave early

image

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xplosivediarrhea:

imagine how much power you’d have if you woke up with a clear face and perfect hair every day

(Source: j5h)

We are just trying to figure each other out.

officially my all time favorite post

This is real in a sense that
most men are only into a woman’s body where as the woman wants to know the mans mind.

(Source: heypsiusmile)

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