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what did the mama pig give her baby pig for its rash?
pigs are commonly known for rolling around in dirt, but there’s a reason for this. Pigs skin is very sensitive, the harshness of their environment can result in rashes and often sunburns. Pigs use mud to help relieve pain and protect their skin. Since piglets are even more delicate, mother pigs will often roll their pigs in mud right after birth.
NO THEY GIVE THEM OINKMENT
people complain about auto correct but it’s helpful 99% of the titties
Revenge is sweet
(Source: embarassment)
Havin a great time right now.
HAMTARO *-*
did it hurt when u fell from heaven bc it hurt when i did
- me: that sounds mean i better add a lol at the end
i just find. it so weird that our, reading voice? obeys instructions set! by little: squiggles and - dots even (if they) don’t make sense;
this post makes me extremely uncomfortable
she got a pussy like the grand canyon
dry and sandy
possibly filled with dead bodies
Includes approximately 70 species of mammals, 250 species of birds, 25 types of reptiles and five species of amphibians
a popular tourist site
Everyone goes there and comes away feeling vaguely unsatisfied with the entire experience
how does one tell a boy that one likes him
I am a boy and have a foolproof plan for this:
- text them and start playing one of those 20q games
- if they start being a dodgy fella drop em
- if they ask “You like anyone?”
reply Yeah, you.- If they give you a negative reply sayin they dont like you back then just correct yourself to “*Yeah, you?”
dude that is genius
slow clappin’ it out.
Talking to your parents on the phone
THIS IS THE BEST THING
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