frosted:

uncombined:

when your teacher is being a bitch after you forgot your homework

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why can’t plane tickets be like 10 dollars

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teamrocketing:

*tries to act cool by not texting back right away but forgets and never texts back*


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disappears:

can i politely murder you


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getyourassbeat:

opens window curtains, takes 50 selfies in natural light, closes window curtains


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futuregroupie:

a disney movie where the princess meets her prince online


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spunkydads:

the problem with rich people is that i am not one

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jingledeeznuts:

c0ntain:

What if we all looked the way we wanted? Our ideal weight became reality, our worries about money washed away. Your love life is exactly the way you pictured it. Do you think we’d all be happier? Or would we just find new things to hate?

this post just fucked me up

Holy fuck


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captainnaustralia:

fun fact: once in biology my teacher told us that “if you’re ever crying wipe the tears all over your face and they’ll help clear up your skin” then he explained that because tears are designed to clear dust and dirt from your eyes and will do the same for your skin and clear up acne and i remember thinking “excellent, fandom will make me beautiful”

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this isn’t how i want to be remembered 


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cutestmoose:

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chianina:

heyfunniest:


Someone get this guy a fucking medal.

They made birth control for men. However it never got past the clinical testing stage because its side effects were things like “moodiness, extreme cramping, hunger, increased sexual drive” and were considered INHUMANE.

what the fuck do they think women go through every goddamn month seriously

I’M SORRY MEN CAN’T HANDLE MENSTRATION

men are pussies

Men are not pussies because they can’t handle having one

men are penises

the post was amazing and the comments made it better.
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